Monday, March 8, 2010

Too Much Pork For Just One Fork

That man from Subter- ranean Press weighs in on American Frank- enstein right here. And yes, everything Bill Schafer says is true. Plus, he knows how cool Snake Plissken is. Completely. Absolutely. Forevermore.

But there’s one deep, dark secret Bill didn’t mention. Something I discovered when we hit a local diner together. Here it is, folks: the publisher who brings you those marvelous books by the likes of Ray Bradbury, Joe R. Lansdale, and Robert McCammon orders pastrami sandwiches with extra bacon. Remember, you read it here first.

Anyway: gracias, Bill. Your double-order of lovastatin is on its way from a Canadian pharmacy, and a side of bacon is headed your way direct from Jimmy Dean. Enjoy!