A co-worker left a watermelon on his desk last night. Innocent, unsuspecting... all alone in the dark.
This is what happened during the night shift.
Of course, I wouldn't do this for just anyone. But hey, this is Mike Jung, a fellow keyboard rattler and author of the forthcoming Geeks, Girls, and Secret Identities.* Which, if it's as cool as Mike is, will definitely be frosty.
*And, no... Mike's book won't be available in February. It's an October release, but you can go ahead and preorder it now. Why wait?
