
And a jukebox that always plays Jerry Wallace's "If You Leave Me Tonight, I Will Cry."**
And a Vietnam vet sitting at the counter whose dead buddies are just outside, closing in...***

**"The Tune in Dan's Cafe" from Night Gallery.
***Dead soldiers courtesy of Robert R. McCammon's masterful short story "Nightcrawlers," adapted for the eighties Twilight Zone reboot. (Bonus points: Exene Cervenka is your waitress!)